Not going "home" this Thanksgiving because Austin is now home? Congrats - you're officially a local! We'll help you plan the perfect Friendsgiving day, from start to end.
Ah, Friendsgiving—the holiday where you gather your chosen family to celebrate gratitude, gluttony, and the glorious absence of Aunt Karen's probing questions about your life choices. And where better to host this festive fiasco than in Austin, Texas? A city where the breakfast tacos flow like wine, the music never stops, and the motto "Keep Austin Weird" is less of a suggestion and more of a legally binding contract.
So, buckle up, buttercup. Here's your ultimate guide to a Friendsgiving in Austin that's so epic, even your Instagram feed will need a nap.
Morning: Prepping for the Feast
8:00 AM – Coffee and Strategy Session
Start your day with a caffeine kick at Houndstooth Coffee. Because let's face it, without coffee, you're just a sleepy turkey waiting to be stuffed. Gather your friends, sip on some locally roasted brews, and finalize the game plan for the day. Who's bringing what? Who's cooking what? And most importantly, who's in charge of keeping Uncle Bob away from the deep fryer?
9:00 AM – HEB Run
Head over to the grocery store. You'll love the flannel and long lines of fellow last-minute shoppers. Pick up fresh, local ingredients for your Friendsgiving feast. Plus, HEB is a great place to practice your "I definitely made a list before coming" face.
Midday: Cooking and Cocktails
11:00 AM – Kitchen Chaos Commences
Back at your place, it's time to channel your inner Gordon Ramsay (minus the expletives, unless that's your thing). Here's a suggested menu that's sure to impress:
Appetizers:
Spiced Apple Cider Jelly Shots: Because nothing says "I'm thankful for you" like alcohol in gelatin form.
Recipe: Taste of Home
Sweet and Savory Seasoned Pretzels: The perfect snack to keep everyone munching and mingling.
Recipe: Unexpectedly Domestic
Main Course:
Herb-Roasted Turkey: A classic centerpiece that's as traditional as pretending to like cranberry sauce.
Recipe: EatingWell
Sides:
Green Bean & Mushroom Bread Pudding: A savory twist that combines stuffing and green bean casserole into one delightful dish.
Recipe: Serious Eats
Southern Sweet Potato Casserole: Sweet, savory, and topped with enough marshmallows to induce a sugar coma.
Recipe: EatingWell
Dessert:
Pumpkin Cheesecake with Gingersnap Crust: Because pumpkin pie is so last year.
Recipe: EatingWell
1:00 PM – Cocktail Hour
While the turkey's roasting and the sides are simmering, it's time to get the party started. Mix up a batch of Spiced AppleCider Jelly Shots to keep spirits high and inhibitions low. Remember, a well-lubricated guest is a happy guest.
Afternoon: Feasting and Festivities
2:00 PM – The Main Event
Gather 'round, friends. It's time to feast. Load up your plates, loosen your belts, and prepare for the inevitable food coma. But before you slip into unconsciousness, let's keep the energy up with some games.
3:30 PM – Game Time
Turkey Trivia: Test your knowledge of Thanksgiving history, fun facts, and obscure turkey lore. Winner gets the last piece of pie; loser does the dishes.
Friendsgiving Bingo: Create bingo cards with common Friendsgiving occurrences (e.g., someone spills wine, a dish is burned, political debate ensues). First to get bingo wins bragging rights and the honor of hosting next year.
Evening: Esther's Follies
7:00 PM – Showtime at Esther's Follies
After a day of indulgence, it's time to laugh off those calories at Esther's Follies. This iconic Austin institution has been serving up a hilarious blend of comedy, magic, and political satire for over 40 years. No topic is off-limits, and no politician is safe from their sharp wit.
Why Esther's Follies?
Comedy Gold: Their sketches are as timely as your aunt's passive-aggressive comments, but way funnier.
Mind-Blowing Magic: Prepare to have your mind blown and your wallet disappear (just kidding, but keep an eye on it).
Interactive Experience: Sit near the front if you're brave; the performers love to involve the audience. Just don't be surprised if you become part of the show.
Late Night: Keep the Party Going
9:30 PM – Sixth Street Shenanigans
If you're still standing (and let's be honest, after those jelly shots, that's a big if), head over to Sixth Street. Known as the "Live Music Capital of the World," Austin's Sixth Street is lined with bars, clubs, and live music venues. It's the perfect place to dance off the turkey and make questionable decisions you'll laugh about tomorrow.
Friendsgiving in Austin is more than just a meal; it's an experience. From sourcing fresh ingredients at the farmers' market to laughing until you cry at Esther's Follies, this city offers the perfect backdrop for a memorable celebration with friends. So, gather your crew, plan your feast, and get ready for a day that's as unforgettable as your uncle's conspiracy theories.
And remember, at Esther's Follies, nothing is off-limits for a good joke or a clever magic trick. So, leave your inhibitions at the door and prepare to be entertained. Happy Friendsgiving, y'all!